Disclaimer: I’m confused by this talk of third and fourth floors. This review applies only to the Erotica bar with the pool tables on Nana’s second floor, near Rainbow 3.

First impression: Miserable. The kind of place where seconds after you order your first drink, you look around the place and wish you’d left instead - but it’s too late. It’s possible the girls on stage were mostly average lookers, but seared in my memory is one excessively chubby dancer who had no business within a 100 meter radius of a bikini. This lapse in memory might be because, despite being the only customer in the place, the tiny stage seemed to be miles away. Upon delivering my drink the service girl, who was otherwise charming, asked several times if I’d like to play pool - whether with her, or one of the girls, was never clear. I declined. Moments later, a dancer appeared next to me seemingly out of nowhere, followed by a second, then a third, in several minute intervals. Boxed in and under constant pressure for lady drinks from all directions, I threw down 150 baht and abandoned a nearly full Heineken to break for the door. To be avoided. View all reviews by Frank Pervert

If you are looking for a girl to hold hands with at Paragon, this is not the right place. But if you are looking for a relaxed place to watch some fun girls and maybe find someone to drag upstairs for short time, it could be a winner.

The formula here appear to be an emphasis in fun, eager little sluts rather than trophies, which punters should keep in mind. View all reviews by HH

One of the few places left where you can still smoke in doors, which would be a def bonus for some who likes to smoke. View all reviews by Dumplingz