Zoom in on the inside of that bar at about 400% and have a VERY CAREFUL AND CLOSE LOOK at what is possibly there. Great photo by the way 
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Girls & Atmosphere: I’ve stopped into Mandarin Table Dance twice and haven’t been impressed. The majority of the girls looked a bit on the heavy side and were definitely not that pretty either; I didn’t see any stunners out of the entire group. They do get pretty enthusiastic in their dancing, but that doesn’t make up for the lackluster selection. On the plus side, the design is alright (separate tables and poles around the bar with benches along the sides), as you’re guaranteed to have someone there to look at closely, but that isn’t always a good thing in this place…
Staff & Prices: The main reason I went into Mandarin the first time was one of the hostesses, Fon, who dragged me in as I was passing. Both she and several of the other staff members are quite nice and not pushy at all. Fon actually ended up being quite helpful when I headed up to Mandarin Go Go on my second visit. Prices are fairly standard, but they do occasionally have freebies or discounts.
Overall Impression: Mandarin Table Dance is a great bar for a drink and a chat with the hostesses, but there’s no way I’d recommend it as the place to go in Nana if you’re looking to barfine a hottie. If I could give halves, I’d put it at 2 1/2 stars at best. View all reviews by John Smith
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July 09.After starting earlier in the day(nursing cracking hangovers from the previous night) at Morning Night,then moving on to Big Dogs Bar to watch the usual proceedings of the plaza,my mate and I decided to start our gogo bar crawl…
We hooked a right at the little Buddha Shrine and proceeded up the escalator to be totally mobbed by the greeters and forcibly dragged into Mandarin Table Dance.
Being pretty pissed again and in high spirits we decided to just go with flow,to say a Sanuk Bomb went off would be an understatement ,as we went in I picked the greeter up over my shoulder and did a lap of the joint to every ones amusement and plonked her up one one of the podium’s which she happily grabbed a pole and busted some moves,the big titted mamasan was laughing her guts out and trying to settle us down and into some seating as we were dancing around and clapping along with the girls who obviously hadnt seen two pissed up yahoo’s clowning around like that for a while.
We finally settled into seats to the right of the toilets,and ordered drinks,being
in such a jovial mood,just about any one that asked got one as well,”alcohol only”
we stated and made sure the bar staff knew too…they laughing obliged as we were doing random checks-just for laughs mind ya..we were in party mode!!
Before I knew it my mate had a basket of pingpong balls(100-120bt)and was throwing them around at random girls this kicked a screaming frenzy..and a lot of “whoooii’s” from the girls who were dressed in see-thru type white netting tops and bottoms and high heels with the all-the-way-up-the-calf laces who were trying to catch the pingpongs down thier tops and bottoms..meanwhile a young American fella got dragged in by a greeter so we waved him over to join the shennanigans at our table,his jaw nearly hit the floor when he saw we both had our cocks out in the mamasan’s hands and we were obligingly returning the favour by fondling her generous bosom..it was fucking hilarious…We were having her on by saying that we wanted to barfine her due to her “Big milk” and experience etc,we had to crush her dreams when she thought we were for real and was getting really excited.
One of the girls dancing at our podium started yelling to me “I WANNA FUK YOOOOO..”
at the top of her voice and giving me very suggestive references in regard to what might ensue…it was getting onto closing time and wanting to hit the after hours dance clubs,I decide to bar fine the sure thing to come along not because of her looks (prob 6-7/10)but because she was very energetic dancer and the fun factor.
I thought my mate was gonna B/F another little cutie but didnt ,so,coz she was alot of fun too I paid another 600bt,while she got changed-my mate staggered off down the stairs thinking I was right behind him,kepping it short we lost him(found out later he went to cowboy to meet up with an flame).
So,with two pissed up MTD girls on each arm and my new American mate,we grabbed a cab at the entrance of Nana and took off to Spicey Club to dance the night way..
At the club I remember the American dude asking if he could relieve me of one of the girls..”no problem” i says,I dont know what became of him as the rest of the night was a total black out,but the next thing I remember is being in the shower in my hotel room with the two lovelies soaping me up,washing my hair etc etc,as I was sitting in the bath and they were standing either side of me,I took turns at munching their hairless front bums like a drunken man possessed..switching between the two,I was in heaven for fuksake..then we went at it on the bed(insert wild imagination here).
The first one had to go to school(studing japanese)so she was out the door by about 8:30am I think,gave her 2000bt,she started on about taxi money..”Dont start that shit” says me and slipped her 100bt anyway..poor bugger,off to school,no sleep,gut full of grog..oh well such is life!!
Back to the second girl(cuter one of the two)and we were back into it..sleeped and fucked on and off for the whole day,both with torturous hangovers.
After our last act of making the beast with two backs,we fell into such a deep sleep(in spoon position)that we woke up well past her starting time back at MTD,she said quiet calmly it didnt matter and that she’d have to barfine herself coz she was still too tired and hungover to work,feeling guilty for having my evil way with her every time I woke,I said I’d pay the barfine,and she could go home to get some well deserved rest.So back to MTD walking in the mood was sombre,the mamasan looked like shit warmed up,so did the first girl I barfined,she was just standind there using the pole to hold herself up waving a finger at me in a no no fashion,she says”I velly drunk last night,I fall sleep at school and get into trouble”…Im laughing my head off at her,when mamasan comes over and says “Yoo pay bar” and leans her head on my shoulders and as if to convey that she too is wreaked..I pay the barfine and sit down to an orange juice which girl number 2 also has..she then takes off to get a bag of bugs from the bug cart on soi 4,sharing them with the others as I-shaking like a dog shitting razor blades try to get my glass of OJ to my mouth for a sip. We discuss the last nights proceedings and find that even the DJ is hungover coz of all the tequila shots we were having..the mood lightened and I tipped the mamasan a 100bt for being a good sport and then proceeded to jokingly order tequila’s for the handfull of girls that were milling around involved in the disscusion only to get a collective “NOOOOooo” from the girls.
I ordered a Long Island Iced Tea(as a nerve settler) and I ordered Girl No2 a girly cocktail with out her knowing and said “Get that inta ya..we going out dancing again”..
I didnt really want to have her for another night as variety is the spice of life, but thought- better the devil you know.
So a few more rounds paid the checkbin and went off to Spice Club(soi 11)Bravo Band was playing,our paced slowed right down there so not long after the pumping techno started we retired to the hotel for some between the sheets action.
All in all,if we weren’t in a very drunken party type mood we probably wouldnt have let ourselves get dragged in like we did,although its the right size place,just cozy enough so the whole joint can be apart of the action for what took place.
We definately had a big part in sending the fun tacho from idle to redline in a matter of minutes..I was in on a couple of other nights and some girls looked very disinterested and lacking in energy and some were really good dancers and happy, most punters being dragged in either spun straight around and left or had 1-2 drinks and did the same.
There was different girls on different nights,rating about 6-7 on the look scale and maybe 1 or 2 8’s.
Some of the door girls were really good fun and not bad lookers too.
Barfine=600bt.
Long time being 2000bt..(up to yoooo)didnt enquire bout short time.
I paid the second girl 5000bt due to her extended stay and services rendered.
Had a really good GFE with her,she spoke good enough english and was fun to be around.
3 stars for the club in general.
4 stars for the GFE.
Sorry to rave on,just doing my bit to aid and abet a fellow monger.
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As stated by Jase, as soon as you get to the top of the escalator at NEP, a shitload of staff from 3 different bars try to herd you into their bar. Occasionally for a change I let them and this time I found myself in Mandarin Table Dance. Average size bar with a number of seperate stages and pole - enough to cater 2 dancers/table. The quality is pretty average but there are a few hardbodies and a couple of real hotties if you get in early (I went at 9pm). As it was explained to me by one bargirl when I asked her why she wasn’t working in one of the better gogo’s or in Soi Cowboy she said “It’s better to be a big fish in a small pond”.
Also if your a young, goodlooking guy like myself, watchout for the mamasan who likes to flirt (read sexually assault) customers. I had her literally giving me a lapdance and sticking her massive nom-yai’s in my face while I was trying to get the attentions of one of the hardbodies I was looking at, over the mamsans shoulder. I sobered up pretty quickly after a lot of false smiling and checkbinned. As I was getting ready to leave, mamasan promoptly leapt onto the customer next to me and started the same schtick. As I left I whispered into the guys ear “Your fucked now!” and left the bar for the upstairs Mandarin GoGo (which I recommend). View all reviews by Rick Masters
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