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Tulip Massage

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Tulip is a cinch to get to and a must try for those looking for an alternative to the typical soapie experience. Yes you can choose your own girl and don’t let the small rooms turn you off.

  • : 4.5   

Address: 806/2-3 Sukhumvit Road
Getting There: Right next to the Thonglor Skytrain

Hours: 10:00am-1:00am
Phone: 0-2391-7564, 0-2381-2349
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Amenities: Drinks

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29 Reviews for “Tulip Massage”


  1. 1 Jadestem

    Just got back from Tulip having had the most wonderful 2 hours of passionate, naughty sex possible - well in my limited experience. All the stuff you’ll read about in this forum is true. Your experience will depend on your luck on the day and who’s around and your taste in women…. this place isn’t beautiful and as is said, the ladies aren’t gogo bar beauties but….. what service. I took the lovely Rose who didn’t stop smiling for 2 hours and treated me like a God. 1 packet of Kamagra, 3 nicely varied orgasms and 2300 baht all up later, I limped out of the door with a big smile on my face. I’ll be back another day. This experience is what money is for and I thoroughly recommend it to any fella looking to go for more than just a quick hj, usual soapy, or a ‘not quite sure’ ST back at your hotel. The rooms were fine for me and the corridors looked like they’d had a lick of green paint but it certainly ain’t the decor your going for! Lovely.

    • : 5   

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  2. 2 Red Devil

    As advertised. Kip provided great service. Young 21 yr old lady from p**sy Mecca, Isaan. Did the 90 minute deal. BBBJ in shower= pop #1. I usually don’t go for the pop in the shower, but she acted as if it was policy :) Went to the rack and started with massage. She was working the c*ck back life and I manuevered around a pick so I could play with her a bit. This fired her oral skills up tremendously. I hit her little “press to fu*k button” and she was on me instantly. It’s nice to have a service profesional who likes to perform. It’s a business, performance=tip.
    Nice time, well worth it. High marks for all !!!

    • : 4   

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  3. 3 Dave Debusher

    My last day in Bangkok 7 June I arrived at Tulip around 1100AM. I must say my decision to visit this shop was because of the reviews. Anticipating a totally uninhibited sexual experience I was salivating about the prospect of an extremely fun time. When I arrived the receptionist was still combing her hair and putting on make up. She asked if I had a booking and as soon as I replied she called for one of the ladies. At that point I was a little disappointed because my expectation was different in regard to the customer service there however; the lady that she called was very sweet, great attitude, and provided very good service. I must say that I was not disappointed with the quality of service she rendered. My only reservation with her was that she was a little inhibited in comparison with the reviews I have seen. I must rate this place 4 stars as well due to the customer service the young lady provided.

    • : 4   

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  4. 4 TokyoSexManiac

    Went along around 2pm on a Sunday afternoon vaguely expecting to enter sort of chocolate starfish fantasy theme park - and booked a ride on the 90 minute oil massage in the company of a young lady called Fa. Or Da. Or La. Or Pineapple. Excuse me, I must really take notes. Nice but dull girl looking up from the lower end of the scale at the bottom side of 5. Anyway I got what I paid for, i.e. a 90 minute oil massage, with the added bonus of being able to boff the masseuse from behind in the conventional place about halfway through. Not sure whether she was really happy about the interruption but full marks for cooperation. Bloody good massage though, nice strong Isaan farm girl hands. As it was the first time Mr. Happy had been really happy (I had been under a lot of stress in the weeks before and was wondering whether I should rename him Mr. Floppy) and the massage was just what the doctor ordered (”Young man, take this prescription to the travel agency and book a flight to Bangkok”) I feel I got my money’s worth and have no grounds to lodge a formal complaint with the Management. Also had my bum licked, which is a first (I am collecting all kinds of firsts on this trip, having realized I will need to give my biographers something to write about).

    Went back a few days later on a weekday late in the afternoon in the hope of really finding out what all the fuss is about, and guess what - Ms. Dull Isaan Girl is on the roster and while the massage was darn good, Mr. Floppy made his return. But Fa/La/Da/Pumpernickel saved the day, inviting Mr. Floppy into her farmgirl’s mouth, where Mr. Happy took over and spraypainted the interior with a special paint. Again, another first - for too many years, it seems, Mr. Happy has been worrying too much about teeth and never really got into the swing of things in that area. One mission accomplished, at least.

    On the basis “third time lucky” I went back once more, and who should pop up? No, not Dull Isaan Girl (though to be honest she lightened up on the second time, what with me being a decent bloke and jai dee all that). Yes, it was the below-mentioned Rose, who seemed to have confused me with some long-lost lover and proceeded to sexually molest me until I made a special oral donation, then not long after went at it again as if she hadn’t seen a naked male for months or even years. I think she did a bit of massage too but that is beside the point. The girl must have sanuk injected directly into her bloodstream or something. Left her with a 200 baht tip (it would have been 500 but I deducted my usual 300 baht fee for oral services provided, she was quite insistent and as a gentleman I was more than happy to assist).

    • : 4   

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  5. 5 Nok Opayop

    Had a good time with Rose. As a previous review says, she is nothing special to look at but has a nice smile, a great attitude and provides enthusiastic service; great fun and highly recommended. She got me off 3 times - must be worth 5 stars.

    • : 5   

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  6. 6 The Sandman

    I always go on every other day. The girls always manage to get 4 Orgasms out of me and I have had everything from romantic cuddling and kissing; to the girls coming; rimming and romance; three hole spinners;teenage style wanking and kissing, potting the brown with her on top……..I always pay for the longer 2 hour massage and tip the girl 2000bht. Hell I am 55 years old. They have a nice range of girls there with excellent skills. If they can make an old ugly gezzer like me feel good about myself and come four times they desrve 2000bht.

    • : 5   

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  7. 7 david thomas

    Went on my last trip in April, Was in two minds as to ask for a certain lady but went with the flow, The lady I ended up with was called rose not a stunner but mmmm preety 6/10 she gave her all the massage was run of the mill had better but the rimming bj sex was first class as was her ass. She gave a great service and I would take her again. see you all in july

    • : 4   

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  8. 8 Nok Opayop

    Just got back from Tulip. I had 1.5 hours with Nadia. She was a dirty bitch. Five Stars.

    • : 5   

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  9. 9 Professor

    After all my years in Bangkok, this evening I made my first trip to Tulip because of what I have read here.

    It’s true, the rooms are nothing and the girls are clearly less than nines of of ten.

    I had to give it five stars, though, as a two hour celebration of my penis

    • : 5   

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  10. 10 Combover

    I concur with all that was said below. Shabby decor, pleasant looking though big boned girl, an outstanding - exquisitely paced and executed - blowie. Lots of chocolate starfish play. Sex was run of the mill but then I was not in the mood after the BJ to make much of an effort.

    • : 4   

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  11. 11 Nok Opayop

    The rooms are barely bigger than a cupboard and rather shabby, the beds creak, you have to negotiate a flight of stairs to get to the toilet and the reception area is just a bare room. Still, you can get nice rooms, flashy receptions and private toilets anywhere, what you can’t get anywhere is 2 hours of arsehole probing and as much sex as you can take.

    Both times I have been I have taken the girl they sent up - different girl each time and pleasant looking enough. Both were excellent at their job and both were happy to do me as many times as I could manage - 5 times in 2 hours was a surprise even to me; well done girl number 2!

    Tulip is a slummy place but they deliver a good product - I will be back.

    • : 5   

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  12. 12 Norbert

    Recently went to tulip massage, the following are my observations:

    You go in the front and to the right of the entrance doorway are some beauty salon seats, I arrived around 1.30pm, two girls where in the seats having their hair done. When you first look at the place it looks really run down, from the outside and the main entrance, poor lighting does not help either. The receptionist just pointed to the price list, she was on the phone taking a booking, I asked to look at the photos and she point to five girls she said where available. I made my pick, the pictures do not reflect the girl’s appearance in reality, and most of the photos use that fuzzy white filter appearance to make the girls look younger. The girl I choose was one having her hair done, she came over and introduced herself, and she was ok maybe about a 5 on a 10 scale. She then took me up stairs, as I was walking through the place I could hear groans, grunting, laughing and crying??? Many of the rooms where occupied. She took me to the room then disappeared for maybe 5-10mins, when she came back she got undressed and told me to take a shower with her, she gave me a good cleaning. Once finished she then dried me off and told me to lay face down on the bed, she then proceeded to rub me down with oil for about 20mins, next she licked me all over, which ended with her French kissing my backside multiple times, she then made me flip and did the same which also ended with a BBJ that was of Lolita’s quality, I had to really focus hard not to blow my load. Once finished she mounted me and give me a good riding which ended in the missionary position, I told her I wanted to do her doggy and also put it where the sun don’t shine, she obliged and there was a moment as she greased me and her rear entrance up, she actual had a pained expression to begin with until she loosened herself up, probably part of the act. Once finished she gave me a full front body massage and another shower. All up I paid 600 baht for the room (1.5 hours) and 2000 baht to her, it was supposed to be 1500 baht to her however I only had 1000’s notes and of course she had no change, so make sure you have change. You pay for the room at the cashier and give the girl the money directly. All in all this place is worth the money, it is a specialist place for rear fun and you don’t have to worry about negotiating up front, you know what you are going to get no messing around. The girls are not that good looking head-wise however bodies are all good, it would be better if they renovated the place however then I am sure they would up the charge, therefore I can’t complain.

    • : 4   

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  13. 13 Poop Robbins

    After all these magnificent reviews and since I’m a bit of a butt man myself, I figured I had to try this place. However I’ve only given it 4 out of 5 stars, not because I won’t go there again or had any complaints, but for the simple fact that the girl I was assigned (next time I’ll choose myself) wasn’t that hot - body was decent, but all in all not a looker . . . However, she more than made up for that fact by giving me a really fuckin’ good shag! She started by rubbing her tits all over my body and proceeded to licking me all over, after pouring oil all over my body, then she asked me if I wanted the special massage and after she confimed that this included anal, I agreed and she gave me an amazing BBBJ. Then she put a condom on my dick, poured oil on it and fucked me with her on top for a while - really good at that too! After that I took her anally doggy style and finished - really good, I’m coming back to cum again soon . . .

    • : 4   

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  14. 14 Happy Newbie

    Many of you would laugh at my innocence in the Bangkok night scene… Almost all of my previous sex has been in the non-paid route - regrettably in the U.S. What a shame. By American standards, I’ve done alright in the non-paid arena; but, what a life changer when you enter the Thailand world. Sex worker in Africa - OK, but not mind-blowing. Sex worker in China - couldn’t even get it up because she just laid there. Last night at Soi Cowboy - barfined a girl but wasn’t impressed. Today at Tulips - holy shit! For anal fans, it has to be singularly unique.

    Maybe I just got lucky, but from the forums, I don’t think so. Someone there picked up on a trend, trained the others and found out that word of mouth advertising does work. Make your clients happy and you’ll get loads of clients. I showed up around 9 PM on a Monday. The front desk told me that I could go downstairs and pick from the ladies. It was a little awkward, but better than having one assigned to me. There were roughly 12 gals sitting on a long bench all wearing the same sporty outfits. They thought I was bizarre when I asked a few of them to stand and spin - I’m an ass man, so it makes sense to me. I picked my girl and headed upstairs.

    Now here is the impressive part. I am VERY conservative about STDs. The only dice rolling I do is BBBJ, which is fairly low risk for the serious STDs. Otherwise, no dining at the Y, no french kissing, no fingering (I chew my fingernails too much)… Yes, f’ing conservative. So, I’m not giving the girl a lot to work with. Essentially, she has to make me happy with little or nothing in return. Yet - this girl was a champ. We showered and laid down. I told her I wanted a BJ and then massage and then ????. She tried to tell me something over and over, but the only thing I understood out of it was the anal was available - more than pop if I wanted it. So first she sucked me dry - not amazing, but good quality with seriously rimming too. Then, she gave me a long, weakish massage waiting patiently for me to be ready for round 2. She kept trying to encourage another round. She was very touchy, feely, kissy, GFE, but since I’m ultra conservative, it doesn’t match up well. Damn she tried though. Eventually, she convinced my buddy with a lot of sucking to enter round 2. On with the condom and a little cowgirl. It got a little dry, so I mentioned the gel she had on hand. She assumed I meant it was time to pound her ass. I didn’t argue and pound I did. For how small she was, she took like a porn star and still continued to be GFE afterward.

    For those seeking porn star mixed with GFE, and who are not as paranoid as me, I am 100% certain that you would have been satisfied with this girl. Somehow, I feel they’ve all been trained similarly. Not sure if a girl making good money at Tulips would take a couple weeks off and travel with me as a paid fuck buddy, but I’m seriously considering asking her. I couldn’t afford the 3000-5000 baht I’m guessing she makes in a day, but maybe she’d like the break??? Anyone have advice?

    • : 5   

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  15. 15 Peter Swiss

    Last month was my first visit to Tulips. Went there on the advice of a friend and asked for Dao. Unfortunately she was not yet in. So the receptionist showed me the photo list and I had to select a moderately nice- but not fat- girl.- Up we went. After the usual shower we went to bed and the “programme” started.
    Later on, the lady (forgot her name)after a longer period of BBBJ took my dick closer to her pussy and massaged it in a very skilful way between her thighs. And then - believe it or not, she switched to cowgirl position and slided me uncovered into her bachk door. I could not resist and enjoyed a never felt explosion under her rhythmic actions.
    In conclusion: A very recommendable and attractive location to go.
    Hope you others also can anjoy.

    • : 5   

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  16. 16 Butt Munch

    Hold it, hold it please guys…

    This place is getting a bit over-hyped. The truth is that this is just a brothel. A brothel with a shower in the (small) room. forget about the massage, the oils and all that stuff. it’s just a place where you hire a room by the hour and pay to shag. period.

    I went in during a busy time, there were just 2 rooms left. Mamasan called for a girl who was pretty good looking and sweet. Tea and water got served, included in the fee. The shower took a bit long to my taste, especially since i showered before i left the hotel. She kept going on and on with the soap.

    On to the bed where a bit of oil was put on my back. not sure what kind of massage followed, i hardly felt anything. She held my hands and still i felt something going on around my asshole-area, this must be the world-famous Tulip ass thinghy described. didn’t last long, but I could feel the girl getting excited as her heartbeat accelerated and her breath was more frequent and deep. I was waiting for more to happen, but nothing happened. I then thought that maybe i was supposed to take the lead (I usually let the girl do her thing). It was the right thing to do apparently, she followed my moves. I held her tight and french kissed her and sucked her titties. She obviously enjoyed this and was fingering herself at the same time. I then spend 10 minutes or so licking her pussy to orgasm. She then produced a rubber out of her magic basket, but i asked her to hold on for a while and move to 69. I then found out she was a poor sucker or she did not like it without condom. she put the thing on and kept sucking, but that doesn’t excite me too much. The shag itself was alright, moving positions all over. when i came, she admired the quantity of liquid she managed to drain out of me. Showering. I came out first, dried and rested on the bed. she came next to me and started to chit chat a bit and asked if i wanted a massage. She brought my willy back to live during the massage and we were ready for round two. Not being an anal dude like most other people here posting, i insisted on 69. With me on top, she had my machine in her mouth but that was about it. probably too focused on coming again herself. With me being the customer here, i flipped her over and jerked myself off in her mouth. The experienced lady however know when i was about to come and retreated just before i hope. I quick wipe and it was all over.
    Tipped her well because she was nice anyhow. paid 1.5 hours in the room even if i was in nearly 2 hours.

    Not bad at all, but again, what’s the hype? There’s many other places offering same stuff, same price, same or better looking girls. So if the anal offering at Tulips isn’t your favorite, then why would you cum here?

    • : 3   

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  17. 17 Mac

    Visited twice last week - thanks to previous recommendations on this site.

    Both times were excellent. I visited after lunch on both occasions. Girls were maybe 6-7/10 on the looks scale but they both knew what to do and more importantly how to do it well.

    In the past I always preferred gogo’s but Tulip has changed my mind on that. If you just want a great session with a 3 holer then head here. None of the lady drink / getting to know you bullshit. Basically you can stay as long as you like, girl gets the same fee - 1500 but add on 400 baht/hour to the house. Shag for 5 hours if you can. I only managed a couple of hours and that was enough. I needed to sleep - body and balls totally drained.

    The two girls I had were both fun, friendly and talkative. You’ll enjoy listening to tell them gossip about some of the more wierd & wonderful customers in between your rounds of shagging.

    Go there - you won’t regret it.

    • : 5   

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  18. 18 The Ghost

    After all the hype, my first visit to Tulip last month was disappointing. The girl — named Ben, I believe — was professional, hit all her marks and provided professional service, but from the Japanese AV-style moaning — before I even touched her — to the snappy and proficient manner in which she moved from shower to assage to condom, it was just, well, boring. One pop, no “A Levels” and not worth a repeat performance, from her at least.

    I tried again a week later — 6 p.m. on a Saturday — and the palce was booked solid. Three mingers left on the rack and no room open for 30 minutes.

    Finally, this weekend, in a visit around 4 p.m. on a Monday, I came to understand why this palces gets the hupe it does. Quite simply, it was the best romp I’ve had in memory.

    There were 10 girls available at the time and rather than sort through them in person, I went with the book. The mamasan pointed out who was avaialble and highlighted two that were “good service.” So often the “good service” girls are the ones not getting many customers, but in this case, she was dead on. I chose a girl named “Guitar,” which I’m assuming is not spelled that way. She looked older in the photo, but the picture simply was poor. When she came upstairs I was extremely pleased: 22-years-old, no child, slim, small, round, rock-hard ass and small, but pert knockers.

    If Ben was the Japanese porn star massage, Guitar was the slow GFE. Soft kisses as she undressed me, a thorough shower and a “taste” of things to cum when she dropped to wash my legs. I’d already had three rounds since midnight with a blondie from Erotica, so before hitting Tulip I popped half a Kamagra to be sure my maseusse would have my full attention once the Johnny went on. I laid down on the bed on my back, to make the point clear the massage — which the first girl had spent like an hour on — would be following Round 1.

    More kisses and then a terrific, loud, sloppy BBBJ. She claims to have worked at Tulip only 3 months. If so, she’s an exceptional student. I spun her around so she could continue while I counted to 69. I must have found the right spot, as she became far to distrcted to continue her part of the bargain. Switch positions and then I finished her off with a whelp from her.

    From there, I pretty much could do as I pleased. By the time I’d exhausted myself — and in a very obvious manner — her too, the sheets, the pillows, the towels and almost us were on the floor, the water bottle got knocked over and the bed was not in teh same place it was when we started.

    Off to the shower for a cool off and then I basically passed out on my face and let her do the massage. Unlike other girls, she actually continued the massage after the flip, working on my legs and feet, then prostating her tattoo-free body on mine to administer to (big) head massage. In all, it was probably a 45-minute massage after which I was rested enough for Round Two.

    Started and finished that round pretty much the same way, although this time I attempted to traverse down the Back Passage. She agreed willingly and said she’d done it before, but the small girl was in obvious pain, which is no fun for eithe rof us, so I was happy to take a more conventional route for the duration. The girl loved being on top and brought herself over the edge for a third time. (This is not Penthouse forums. I know when they’re faking and she wasn’t.)

    Back to the shower and another cool down. Afterward I checked the watch and was shocked to see it was only 90 minutes since we started. I’d paid for two hours and she she wanted to know why I was getting dressed.

    “Because I’m tired!” I told her. I was very happy to stop there and didn’t need another go-round to “get my money’s worth.”

    She had other ideas. Still in her birthday suit, she bent over the bed and asked me “are you sure?”

    Well, maybe I could tease her a little. Which then turned into alot. WHich then turned into #4 for her and #3 for me. That pretty much erased the final 30 minutes.

    As I sat with pmmp at the Mango 30 minutes later, I could barely speak between yawns. Spent. Wrung out. Call it what you will. I was done.

    6 stars for Guitar at Tulip.

    • : 5   

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  19. 19 Chocky Starfish

    And after getting the drunken horn in Shark and Bacarra its onto Tulip. Two stop on the skytrain, easy…

    This is a proper knocking shop, more like the kind I’ve been to in China / Nam. Hair salon my a*se. Speaking of arses this is really why us fans of the chocolate starfish come here. If a girls is really fit she can surely work in Bacarra and earn loads of money. Having said that, I chose from the book and was pleased with the result. I would sat she was a 3 pinter (in terms of the beer goggles requirement), think her name was Hoy bottom left photo.

    Rooms are OK compared to some Soi 6 pattaya shops, at least the showers are in there so no chance of getting robbed.

    Onto the girls, I’ve had 2 from here now and they are fantastic. Really great BJ skills, right down the throat and then straight to the ‘A’. Now these are no anal virgins so dont expect it to be as tight as those rare special times when a gril lets you break her in. But I must not be fussy here and say you still get that lovely moment when the pork sword ‘pops’ into the starfish and you know you are in anal heaven….

    Oveall a brilliant knocking shop with cute enough girls. Plus the mamasan is very helpfull and so don’t be shy about what you want. 5 stars for service and skill.

    • : 5   

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  20. 20 joe cuba

    after reading all the reviews about this place i wanted to go for some dirty depraved sex, i drank 3 beers beforehand and thought the girl i got looked pretty good , which means she probably looked awful, she had huge tits like most girls in this place but unlike everyone else who reviews tulip massage i didnt enjoy them because i like natural tits and most of the girls in there have big fake ones that feel like a basketball and doesnt get me turned on at all, the girl had big lips and the blow job was excellent and she swallowed i wont go on to much about the sex because many people have covered it already , it was great but i would disagree with most people saying it was a gfe/pse it was like a pornstar for sure but not like a gf or free sex .
    On my 2nd visit i thought id try the famouse dao she is probably one of the best looking girls there altho not wonderful when your sober her tits are also fake but very well done and soft, she has also had a baby so her pussy while tight probably isnt what it used to be, also i wanna warn people now ,since she gets a lot of reviews by people on websites she is constantly busy, i went late and while her service was excellent i could see she was tired and she admitted she was, as she had already had 7 customers that day which means she gets fucked non stop all day,id say she is definatly worth a visit if you want dirty wild sex but make sure to go early.

    i decided to have a third and last visit to this place since my balls were full and wanted to drain them fully, no beer beforhand this time and all the girls looked pretty ugly , i then saw the famouse dao come down the stairs from having finished a session itwas early but i decided not to take her as the guy she had just been with was this huge fat dark skinned man and it just put me off. after thinking about her sucking his fat black sausage and drinking the sperm , so i went donwstairs and chose a girl called APRIL i want to warn people not to take her the other two girls i had in tulip tried very hard to please but this one was lame she turned me completly off she did try but when she saw i wasnt enjoying it she started with silly cartoon noises and saying oh yes im gonna come soon ect after this i wanted to just leave and not pay but it was to late by that stage so i managed to come , after that i wanted to cum again simply to get my moneys worth but after getting hard for the 2nd time when i was about to stick it in her ass i got all soft mainly because she was crap and also because her ass had very dark skin and was all streched looking.

    i wont go here again after that, but the place is definatly worth a visit if you get a decent girl and need pornstar typesex and to relive your balls multipletimes

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  21. 21 Bangkok Bad Boy

    After over a year documenting the naughty nightlife of Bangkok, I thought I’d got the oil massage venues all figured out. And, to be honest, I wasn’t all that impressed with them. A greasy rubdown, followed by the kind of manual relief that I can generally administer myself far more effectively and far more cheaply.

    A few such establishments offer something a little more interesting, such as Ogoto, one of the many “testicle massage” (okay, “ball massage” for the squeamish) establishments to have cropped up over the past few years, but these are still variations on what has always seemed a lacklustre theme. Why pay for a wank when Lolitas is still only charging a bargain ฿700 for the ultimate treat?

    A few people had mentioned Tulip Massage to me, some in more glowing terms than others, but I’d always put it off for another day. Last weekend, that day finally arrived.

    Tulip Massage is located right next to the steps to Thong Lo BTS (Skytrain) station, on the corner of Sukhumvit Soi 38. From the outside, it looks like a regular Thai massage shop, albeit a little run-down. But appearances can be misleading…

    In the almost bare lobby, a girl behind a desk smiled, and pointed me to a menu. Foot massage, Thai massage and Oil massage were listed. I knew I was supposed to be looking for an oil massage, so checked those rates. I didn’t notice the others. One hour will set you back ฿400, 90 minutes is ฿600, and a full two hours ฿800. But that’s just for the house, as I’ll explain. I went for two hours, but in hindsight 90 minutes would probably be sufficient - depending on your own virility and stamina levels, of course.

    A girl was summoned from downstairs - I knew from friends that I had the option to go down and pick one myself, although the girl on the desk didn’t tell me this. The girl who appeared wasn’t my usual type - I like them around the 30kg mark. This girl was undoubtably heavier, but most of the excess consisted of a pert, proud pair of puppies - so up the stairs we went.

    The rooms are smallish, with a low single bed, and a shower behind a curtain. I sent for hot tea and cold water, and disrobed - noting with approval the groovy hatstand in the corner. My girlfriend for the next two hours then got just as naked, and took me into the shower for a thorough scrub. Luxury.

    A quick dry-off, a sip of tea, and onto the bed where I was instructed to lie on my front, as she began the usual oil massage. Decent enough, but nothing compared to what was coming later.

    The first pleasant surprise was when she started massaging me not with her hands, but with her well-oiled chest pillows. Which was nice.

    The second was when she started using her tongue. All over. Yes, all over. My bunghole had never felt so appreciated, nor so squeaky-clean.

    Time to turn over, for the same treatment on the front, followed by my darling masseuse playing an earnest session on the pink oboe, and finally onto the main course.

    With a pair of glistening melons like these swaying in my face, I silently cursed myself for not checking out Tulip Massage a year ago. I will be back soon, and regularly.

    The icing on the cake came when my good lady sensed that I was nearing completion, and had the good grace to ask where I’d like to finish. “In my mouth?”, she asked. “Or in my pussy?”. I was about to answer, when she added “Or in my ass?”.

    Never a man to turn down such an invitation, I slipped it up the wrong ‘un with gusto, which swiftly saw an end to the session as far as BBB-jr was concerned. But since we still had a little time left, she cleaned me up and gave me another round of oil massage until our time was up.

    Finally, another assisted scrub-down in the shower, a “tip” (non-negotiable) of ฿1,500 to the girl, and finally she gave me a business card on which she scribbled her personal cell number. “Call the number for Tulip if you want to book me next time you come here”, she said. “Or call my cellphone if you want to hook up some time”.

    I think I will, on both counts.

    Total cost: ฿1,500 to the girl, and ฿800 to the house (paid separately), so ฿2,300. Yes, you can pay less for a bar-fine and a short-time, but I doubt you’ll get that level of service. Ninety minutes rather than two hours would have put the bill at an even more agreeable ฿2,100.

    • : 5   

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  22. 22 BanginginBangers

    Interested to read the 4 May review. I paid my second visit to Tulip recently. Again, fantastic.

    Unfortunately, I was informed that my ‘laid-eeee’ from my previous visit had moved on to greener pastures. However, no problem, my new girl was just as good. Uninhibited, wild, passionate, fun, earthy - I have run out of adjectives. Although you can never be sure of these things, she seemed to have a fun time herself and really got off on our time together. Or she is an exceptionally good actress!

    Paid for an hour and a half for the room and was told that if I stayed longer I could pay the difference. Ended up staying for two and a half hours and had three pops. Paid the difference for the room on departure. Bloody terrific time. I didn’t think I would manage the third, but once I realised I could, I asked my babe ‘how much will this set me back?’. She told me it was still the 1500 baht. Didn’t have any massage so cost came to 1500 plus 1000 for the two and a half hours. And yes, free drinks (non-alcoholic).

    As The Beatles sang, ‘I’ll be back again’. In fact, I am seriously considering going back this afternoon.

    Five stars this time. No mixup with price for the room, and no cartoon-character voices from my girl. F#*^ing marvellous.

    • : 5   

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  23. 23 JustinCider

    Since the girlfriend has been out of the picture for the last few weeks I have been a bit backed up. Went for a nice breakfast and then hopped on the train with one thing in mind. Tulips. Easy to find. Walked in and asked the reception how it works. Went for the 2 hours/800 baht. She said body massage is 1000 and full service is 1500 extra. Told her I wanted to pick my girl downstairs and she said go ahead. Went down and there were about 6 girls sitting on the couch. All of them were worthy and I took the one on the end with a fairly cute face and a big set of tits. Got up to the room and was taken aback by the small size but not that concerned. She asked if I wanted a drink and I said that I was alright. She said we had 2 hours and that I might get thirsty. She wasn’t kidding. She came back with a few drinks and we got to showering. Nice shower and then she proceeds to give a kick ass body to body massage with baby oil. She was driving me nuts sliding all over the place. As must be the company policy, next thing I know her tongue is in the holiest of holies. She then flips me onto my stomach and repeats her performance. After all this we finally have sex. She then asks if I want to do it in her backside. Um…okay. Give in it to her and she pulls out this little vibrating ball that she puts into her pussy. Felt pretty good actually. After 30 minutes of this I cannot take any more and tell her it is facial time. She obliges and I proceed to remove some of her makeup. She then has a bit of shower and comes back to bed. Asks me if I want another round and ….um…okay. She says ‘front or back?’. Choose the back again and a bit like groundhog day, in goes the vibrating ball. Finish up and feel completely drained. Have a shower and dry off. Ask her how much are the drinks and she says they are on the house. Everything but beer she says. I almost fell off the bed. First time I have ever been anywhere like this where even a bottle of water was free. It is the little touches like that, that make it great.
    The place may be a bit in need of sprucing up, but the service from the girls cannot be beat. I can’t remember my ex girlfriends name now, but surely will never forget Tulip.

    • : 5   

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  24. 24 BanginginBangers

    After all the positive reviews, I thought I would try this place. I wasn’t disappointed. To use the vernacular, a real PSE/GFE combined.

    From the first minute, this was a great experience. The line-up of ladies (about a dozen) was magnificent. I liked the fact that all the babes wore clothes they I assume they feel comfortable wearing. There didn’t appear to be a ‘house look’. My choice had a ’sporty’ look about her (wearing a type of tight lycra tracksuit bottoms and almost an exercise singlet).

    She was bloody good. Gorgeous, energetic, enthusiastic, accommodating; real good fun.

    I would give this place a 5 rating but for a few gripes. At times, my sporty choice resorted to the cartoon character/play hide and seek/high pitched voice routine that I assume our Japanese brothers so enjoy (I understand they are all mummy’s boys, aren’t they??). I had to tell Sporty on a couple of occasions that I am not from Tokyo. Secondly, there was a mixup on the pricing for the room. I asked for an hour and a half and paid this rate, but on conclusion I was asked for extra as I seemingly had been there two hours. I knew this was not correct - I set my stopwatch (!!??) and I was back at reception 1:40 minutes after first entering the room with Sporty. So does the time start when you make the choice? Do they always round the price up if you go over time?Who knows? I just paid up the extra amount (200 baht from memory).

    After my visit, I would say that a splendid time is guaranteed for all at Tulip Massage.

    • : 4   

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  25. 25 doctorbond

    First impressions not good as mentioned in other reviews. I was at first asked if I had made a booking and when I replied in the negative a look of irritation passed over the receptionists face. She called out (I obviously wasn’t going to be given any choice in the matter) and a lady called Pim came to take me upstairs.

    After that everything was top notch - having showered, Pim dried herself off and then practically launched herself on top of me - the bottle of oil laying untouched at the side of the bed. She got busy with her tongue and after a short while any thoughts I may have had of relaxing under her caresses and enjoying an hour and a half of oral attention faded away as she worked me up into ‘rutting mode’
    And so I rutted away for about half an hour until I was worn out. I then let her finish me off with her mouth - she took the first gallon or so in her mouth and we pebble dashed the walls and ceiling with the rest.
    I left there a broken man - any plans for the rest of the day were put off and I dragged myself back to my room to sleep it off.
    Pim gave me her number and looking at it now just makes me feel tired again.
    Highly recommended

    • : 5   

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  26. 26 Dan73

    Rumor has it that a lady named Dao is now back at Tulip Massage. Nice body. Very nice tits. And she has the reputation of being a real sex-fiend.

    She typically tells her guy to take a shower. And when the guy soaps up his face. She barges in on him and starts molesting him with her mouth. ‘Gasp’, ‘groan’, ‘moan’ is the typical guy’s reaction in response to her efforts.

    Washing off that soap is not easy, when the lady keeps molesting her guy like that. But do it he must.

    On the way from the shower to the bed Dao keeps molesting her guy. She goes all out on him on that bed with all of her holes. And tired or not, she keeps molesting him on his way back to the shower.

    A real sex-ordeal it is to be with nymphomaniacal Dao. And that’s why many of her customers keep raving about the excellent service they got from her.

    • : 5   

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  27. 27 martin99z

    The usual kind of semi run-down joint staffed with girls who are a little past their prime (or a lot past it…)

    I was told that every girl here will provide a ‘third option’ and, in my experience, they all are happy to do so

    That probably accounts for why the place is consistently popular.

    With me, anyway…

    • : 5   

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  28. 28 werewolf

    After listening to a chorus of voices say for over a year that I should go to Tulip, I finally decided to take the advice. It’s a good thing that I had heard many times that the place didn’t look like much walking in the door, because the reality was far worse than anything I ever imagined. If I hadn’t heard so many people rave about Tulip I would have turned around and walked out.

    I opted for the 90-minute massage, paid 600 baht and was delivered into the hands of a round girl – many might call her fat – with a round face, and a large mouth that smiled easily and quickly turned into a laugh. The best word I can think of to describe her is jolly.

    I can tell you right away that she wasn’t hired for her massage skills. However, her large mouth had full lips and a long soft tongue, and she’s naturally a very oral girl. That’s her true talent.

    We spoke a mix of English and Thai; and her English is quite good.

    When we got to the room, she got on her knees and took off my socks, then helped me get undressed and put all my clothes neatly on the rack. She got me into the shower which was pleasantly warm, and washed me thoroughly from head to toe.

    When we got out of the shower I lay down naked on the massage table, face up. The girl sat down beside me, smiled broadly, and started rubbing my chest and stomach with baby oil.

    She didn’t use much oil. Just enough to tease, then she leaned over and started to lick my stomach and chest. She kissed my cheek and chin, licked my nipples and then went down. In a few moments my ball sac was in her mouth as she licked and teased some more – how delightful! Soon she was rimming me… running that large luscious tongue all over my asshole and balls. This wasn’t just a token 20-second rim job; this was five minutes of pleasure before she moved up and took my cock in her mouth.She gave me about five minutes of slurping, sucking hoovering while I relaxed and enjoyed.

    Then she produced a condom, but I shook her off and told her to just stay with the blow job.

    Well, she shifted position and I started to use my fingers to play with her pussy. After twenty minutes or so, I was ramming my fingers home again and again into her tight pussy while she sucked furiously on my cock. I came into her mouth, and we were done.

    We retired to the shower where I was again treated to a full body scrub. She filled out the rest of the time with a massage; basically she just gentle pressure and light rubbing.

    After about 15 minutes of this she asked me ik neung (one more)? I was relaxed and happy, so I thanked her and said ‘no’. We got dressed, I tipped her and I was on my way.

    All in all, a great experience; a talented blow job from an uninhibited girl who was pleasant and funny, I got my fingers wet, and had two hot showers and a light rubdown. An easy, no hassle experience.

    There’s a reason why Tulip is the most recommended massage shop in Bangkok, and it isn’t because of the décor.

    • : 5   

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  29. 29 smitty

    Tulip is the old stand by. I first went their on a suggestion and when I walked in I thought about just turning around and going out. I stuck with it though and went downstairs to pick a girl. None of them were hot but they were all smiles and it was tough to pick but pick I did. Not a stunner but leggy and happy. She killed it for 90 minutes. I was stunned.

    I don’t go often since my stunner left the joint but I go back to see if I can find a replacement. U might get a lame one every now and then but I must say my ratio of hits to misses is pretty good at Tulip compared to most places.

    Crappy rooms but it does not matter. The skills are there. The service is good. Not a soapie - no worries. Saves all that bath time for more important things. There is a massage and it can be good but you will get distracted along the way.

    Flowers are good.

    • : 5   

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