Comments on: Tulip Massage

By: Hair

Hair — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:46:16 +0000

@The Sandman, you must have gone during peak hours. I’ve been going here for years and never have seen less than 5 girls to choose from. I will admit quality of the girls performances has definitely slipped from last year. It is now a rarity to get a wild, anything goes whore at Tulip.

My last experience was below average. The cashier recommended a girl but I had nailed her already so I picked the hottest girl in the 10 girl line up. Her name was “Fom”. She had the Japanese “big eye” makeup and Japanese hair and had a huge spider web tat covering her entire back. I DO NOT recommend her. She took 10 minutes to first come to the room with her little kit. Yes all the girls take a while but 10 minutes is bullshit. The oil massage was half assed, then a 3 minute BBBJ, then riding cowgirl for 5 minutes before claiming she was tired. So I rolled on her back and mashed that poon to completion. During the mashing she continuously used lube on her twat. After showering we had 20 minutes remaining. But she said that was it. No more massage, no round two. I left and was on the BTS a good 15 minutes BEFORE my 90 minutes were up. Yes, I should have bitched to the management but the place was rammed with customers so they wouldn’t give a flying rip.

It pains me to rate this place at 2 stars as this place used to be a legend. But now it is so hit or miss with the girls performances that you might as well try your luck at a regular soapy joint because the price is the same and the girls at soapies are better looking.

For any newbies- the prices at Tulip are 600THB for a 90 minute oil massage [paid at the front desk] and a standard 1500THB for a BBBJ and intercourse [paid directly to the girl]. The rooms are still old, smelly and tattered. View all reviews by Hair

By: The Sandman

The Sandman — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:01:56 +0000

It has lost its edge and is a victim of its own suckcess. Lat time i went there only two girls were downstairs. the time before that i ordered one to my hotel but in the untervening months she had become a tubby. I talked two one girl in sept and she said all the girls are so busy that booking is a requirment. she also said she was making about 60 thousnad baht a fortnight or month……..good luck to all the girls there but i think we need a new place. For a really good HJ/ ball massage with two squirts I think the Nana hotel girls are excellent View all reviews by The Sandman

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By: Ubernature

Ubernature — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:33:37 +0000

I’ll add my 2 cents and name this my personal favorite place so far (I’ve been to about 7 places incl Cupidy as the only soapy, the others are the teen massage type). Been here 6 times tried 3 gals and happy every time. Backdoor action seems available from most girls if ur interested. I try that occasionally. Thanks to all for the info found here… what a great community resource! View all reviews by Ubernature

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Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:58:35 +0000

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By: JustinCider

JustinCider — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:25:44 +0000

Dubbun Time?
Went in on Sunday and instead of the normal trip downstairs to pick ‘em I asked to see the holy book (a few many girls downstairsI had ‘had’ and wanted to avoid the awkwardness that comes with skipping them over). The receptionist/mamasan points to the 6 girls that are available and I ask her to narrow down the list to hard bodies only. She calls up 2 girls and it was a tough choice but I went with the taller of the two. Get upstairs and she asks me if I wanted a ‘bun’? I said pardon? She said ‘bun’ ….’dubbun’. Loved how she switched the L for an N and also loved her train of thought. I figured ‘live once …go for the dubbun!’ I told her to bring the other girl up and said that this was on one condition: The next 2 hours was not the time for the 2 of them to catch up on the latest going ons. She agrees and 5 minutes later the shorter of the two joins us. The next 2 hours were off the hook and I was wishing I could slow time down employ Bullet Time a la Matrix. We did everything I wanted to do and in any position I could imagine. The girls were also quite into each other and at one point I looked over and they were french kissing. I had paid 800 for the room for two hours and when I came downstairs the receptionist/mamasan had her hand out waiting for the other 800. Add in the 1500 x 2 and 500 baht tip x 2 = 5600. Not the cheapest afternoon but I only live once….or dubbun if I a lucky. View all reviews by JustinCider

By: Guy Todd

Guy Todd — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:00:51 +0000

I always take 2 girls when I visit here. Although since my regular girl ran off with a korean dude it hasn’t always been easy getting the same quality of service - though in general they do try to please. Last visit took one MILF-type and then told her to bring a friend, her friend poked her head in the door and then ran off! Good, she was old-ish too. Didn’t think I was that scary - anyway a replacement was found who was much younger and had a set of nice big fake titsand a hard body. I’d fucked her before and knew she wasnt keen on taking it up the fudge tunnel, but I wasn’t letting her get off so easy this time… Anyway, if you can find somewhere else on this planet where you can have one girls tongue up your date while the other sucks your cock, then getting to anally ream both and then only handing over the princely sum of about 150 bucks all in for 2 hours - then I haven’t heard about it (well, maybe Eden). Quality of girls not so great, but for the aforementioned, this place is a national treasure! View all reviews by Guy Todd

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