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By: Mango Weekly – 07 August 2009 – pump and UFC « The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:42:54 +0000

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By: Alan Smith

Alan Smith — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:04:33 +0000

I agree with past reviews.
I used to be a regular visitor, now I barely drop by.
Customer service is the pits here. And I have yet to pull a ’superstar’ whose performance merits the extra cost, though there are some good looking sideliners. View all reviews by Alan Smith

By: solomon grundy

solomon grundy — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:50:53 +0000

I could not agree more with Mr. Clayton. The place has gone down the tubes due to lazy mmanagement and even lazier papasans. The last 2 outings there, I ended up pulling no one, and the papasan complained that he had to get off his ass and show me around. Great customer service! I figure that has been left to decay, hoping for a buyer. View all reviews by solomon grundy

By: Mango Weekly – 01 August 2009 – Outbound Flight by BBB « The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:17:58 +0000

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By: Clayton Snitch Slentz

Clayton Snitch Slentz — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:26:46 +0000

I’m a long time (8 year) resident, and have frequented Cosy often and have been a big fan and loyal customer.
I went yesterday, chose a beauty, went up to the room and proceeded. The girl was way more into watching TV than her job, I finally got her to turn off the TV, then she laid on her back, and 5 minutes into it she started complaining about the pain, that she was too tired to get on top, etc. I asked her to get dressed and send up a girl that was more complient. After about 15 minutes, nothing happened. I showered, went to the lobby to talk to the management and was told I was welcome to choose any other girl I wanted, but had to pay full price again.
I have occasionally ended up with a dud, but the establishments always rectified the situation. I was treated like a rube here, and will never return and will do my best to discourage others to. There are too may other venues in the area that appreciate our (Farang) business and wont treat us like the plauge. Fuck ‘em. View all reviews by Clayton Snitch Slentz

By: Nok Opayop

Nok Opayop — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:57:49 +0000

Saturday afternoon (5pm) had one of the poorest lineups I have seen here. I chose a cute looking girl from the 1300 baht section. She was cute and quite fun but had a body like a Soi 7 Beergarden girl and was about as lame in bed.

Expect more from this place. View all reviews by Nok Opayop

By: Mango Weekly - 07 May 2009 - Star Trek at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

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By: JustinCider

JustinCider — Sat, 02 May 2009 16:32:21 +0000

Had an itch that just needed to be scratched today. After debating whether to go to an old stand by or to try somewhere new, I decided to branch out and head down Petchburi Road to Bangkok Cozy. The reviews looked good enough and I must admit, I kinda liked the name of the place.

Easy enough to find big yellow sign about 50 feet in the air. Made my way inside and a was given the tour by a friendly enough papasan. We took a look at the ‘model’ section and there were about 4 girls that would rate around 8/10 that went for 2000 @1 hour and 45 minutes. Took a walk to the fishbowl – which is at one end of a fairly large room with booth seating – and was explained the pricing of 1300, 1600 and 1800 @ 2 hours. Asked about the availability of the ‘soapy mattress/B-course’ and was clearly told that this is not on offer at Bangkok Cozy anymore. Nothing really caught my eye in the fishbowl, so it was back to the model section. Narrowed down the choice to 2 girls and with my slight fetish for girls in braces, I chose the one with the metal mouth.

Paid up and made our way to the room on the second floor. What I noticed first is the size of the place - ‘Industrial’ was a word that sprung to mind. Looked a bit like a 75 room motel back in North America and tons of staff coming and going through the hallways. The ‘drinks girls’ are young and they all had number badges on – which I assume means you can have them partake if the mood strikes.

The girl I chose was 22 from the outskirts of Bangkok and spoke decent English. She was a very leggy 166 cm with a nice toned 48 kg body. I would have to say she had the absolute best ass I have ever seen in any establishment I have ever been too. She said all her customers compliment her on it. Had a nice bath and then on to the bed for a BBBJ which transitioned into sex in all different directions. I don’t remember having such a long session, but as soon as I had cum the phone rang giving us the 10 minute warning. We exchanged phone numbers and I parted with 300 for a tip which was well earned. I would rate the overall experience 4.25 as the place was clean, relaxed and the girl was a dynamo. The next time I hear the word ‘cozy’, I will be thinking of that ass : P View all reviews by JustinCider

By: Nok Opayop

Nok Opayop — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:57:10 +0000

I paid a visit last friday at about 10pm and there was still a decent selection of girls available. the lounge area is vast, but there are only a small number of tables, but it seemed that most of the Asian clients just stood in front of the fishbowl and make their choice. Not feeling comfortable doing that I sat down and had a beer and asked which of the girls was talkative and a good laugh. Two girls were recommended as being sanuk and I chose one in a sexy black dress - not that the dress was going to last long but there wasn’t much to choose between the two girls and I prefer black over the pastely vomit green that the other one had.

Prices were 1400 baht, 1600 baht and 1800 baht. There is also a models lounge but there were only a few surgically altered stick insects in there but at 2000 baht I hardly expected much.

My choice was a great laugh and we had a drink together and fooled around whilst waiting for the bath to fill. She was sexy, fun and noisy - a memorable session but I regret not taking up the offer of one of the service girls joining us. This offer was made a few times, so it could easily be genuine, and most of the service girls/room attendants were cute. No price was mentioned but having had a good time I will probably go back to see if I can investigate that further.

One other thing to note was that the noise the girl made attracted the attention of a peeping pair of eyes through the letter box style hole in the door for a short period of time - just hope they weren’t videoing it. View all reviews by Nok Opayop

By: Value for Money at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much

Value for Money at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:19:45 +0000

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